Fitness Regime

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Fitness Regime

I was well out of sorts
and I needed to slim,
so I bought Lycra shorts
and I joined a posh gym.

I looked like a sack
that had swallowed a seal,
so I took the shorts back
and went out for a meal.

16 Comments on “Fitness Regime

  1. Ah yes, wise move. The lycra-sausage look. Those sucker-uppers are the dickens to roll off your hips, too.

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  2. Hehe, well, those shorts would fit in plenty fine here. Everyone’s preferring to wear “active wear” or maybe it’s a desire to never button any bottoms.

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    • 🀣 Active wear! Does that mean that your component parts can remain active without the need to undress!

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