The foxy huntsman

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The foxy huntsman 

A foxhunting jockey 
Was getting too stocky, 
He needed to shed a few pounds. 
In a move which was shrewd, 
He switched to dog food, 
And now, he keeps up with his hounds.

Dauphy: I hope you are not condoning foxhunting, Hobbo.

Hobbo: Absolutely not Dauphy. You know what a soft spot I have for animals.

Dauphy: Pleased to hear it!

8 Comments on “The foxy huntsman

  1. I heard that if a fellow eats too much dog food, he’s in danger of being accidentally run over while sitting in the driveway licking his nether regions. 🤭. I am with you and Dauphy on fox hunting!

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  2. What is the anecdote about a gent standing line at the grocery with a huge bag of doggie McNugggets and when asked “Oh, you have a dog, I see?” by a customer behind him, he replied, “No, they are for me but I do find I have this urge to ??? lately?” I cannot recall. Surely Dauph can recall it.

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