The foxy huntsman A foxhunting jockey Was getting too stocky, He needed to shed a few pounds. In a move which was shrewd, He switched to dog food, And now, he keeps up with his hounds.
Dauphy: I hope you are not condoning foxhunting, Hobbo.
Hobbo: Absolutely not Dauphy. You know what a soft spot I have for animals.
Dauphy: Pleased to hear it!