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The ducks and the chickens
were starting a game,
when the referee noticed
that their kits were the same.

Except the ducks feathers 
were covered in mange,
so, the official decided
she'd make the ducks change.

But as the home team,
they insisted, no way,
and the ducks were red-carded
for persistent fowl play!

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