A Halloween recipe
(Preparation, one year. Cooking time, 8 hours)
Make no mistake when making start
and driving stake through vampire's heart,
for gory sauce, decant this blood,
lukewarm of course, congealed is good.
A snot-blocked nose, some chicken gizzards,
jam-filled toes from rotting lizards,
a corpses flesh stripped from its frame,
nothing too fresh, needs gentle flame.
Belly of snake, sniffed bottom of dog,
beard of a sheikh, last croak of a frog,
entrepreneur's greed, innocent girl's eye,
that's all you need for dead man's pie.
Golly. How intriguing. In Australian history, I believe secret ingredients are usually some form of animal manure. Or at least that’s what we tell others. 🙂
Hobbo's Poems 
Scrum-diddly-umptious!
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😂😂 Thank you! There is also a secret ingredient as handed down from generations of Hobbos, but if I told you that, I would have to kill you!
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Golly. How intriguing. In Australian history, I believe secret ingredients are usually some form of animal manure. Or at least that’s what we tell others. 🙂
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🤣🤣 I couldn’t possibly say and I’ve sworn Dauphy to secrecy, so it’s no good plying him with treats either! 🐾
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LOL Coises. Foiled again! Now I’m in a real pig’s ear.
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🤣🤣
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Preparation: one year. Love it ! 😂🤣
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😂 Thanks. if you start now, you will just make it for Halloween 2022!
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😂😂 halloween 🎃
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Many thanks, I have one of these I need to bake
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🤣 Save me a piece, please!
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