Bill and Jill

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Bill and Jill

Barnacle Bill
Lived alone on a hill,
In a mansion house guarded by walls.
Testicle Jill
Set her sights on him still,
The ambitious young lady had balls.

Once wed, they had snappers,
Six as it happens,
Three girls, then two boys and one other,
The Barnacle-Testicles,
All needed spectacles
And limpet-like clung to their mother.

As the family grew older,
They became a bit bolder,
Navigating their way through life's treasures.
Their unusual name
Led to fortune and fame
And many a laugh for good measure.

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