Black Friday

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Black Friday
(to Lord of the Dance)

I shopped on a Friday
when the shops turned black;
it's hard to choose
with Black Friday on your back.
I maxed out all my credit
and I stuffed full all my bags,
went through so much debit
that I needed four black cabs.

Shop then, wherever you may be,
I am the Black Friday God, said he
and I'll con you all, whoever you may be,
come, buy your Black Friday crap from me.

Got it in my cottage
and it almost broke my spine,
felt a bit disheartened
cos the stuff was end of line.
Left me just a little
disappointed, flat;
everything I'd purchased
was faulty bloody tat.

Shop then, wherever you m ay be
I am the Black Friday God, said he
and I'll con you all, whoever you may be,
come, buy your Black Friday crap from me.

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