A quirky look at life from a Yorkshire poet and his dog's perspective
It's as dark as the hole in the depths of your soul,
as black as the darkest of deeds,
the well into Hell, the dirtiest of coal,
the meanest and basest of needs.
It's the hidden, forbidden, the don't-go-down-there,
the deepest profoundest abyss,
erupting corruption, a spirit laid bare,
a spine-chilling ice-devil's kiss.
Dingy and inky, it is darkness personified,
the evil betrayal of a chum,
resist this temptation, you will not be vilified,
don't look at that builder's bare bum!