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Thanks for your considerate parking;
a can opener helped get me out,
done without scratching or marking
your car, you ignorant lout.

27 Comments on “Parking

  1. LOL I remember being about 7 months pregnant and when I came to leave work, somebody had parked so close to the driver’s door of my car, that I had to get in on the passenger side and clamber over the centre consul. It wasn’t pretty. Once I had backed out, I left a little note under the windscreen wiper of the offending car to notify them of the inconvenience they had caused me.

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  2. In Spain, it is common to give โ€˜besitosโ€™ (little kisses) to cars which are parked too closeโ€ฆor just parked at all really ๐Ÿคฃ

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  3. Well we ARE talking people. (Dogs don’t park cars.) People are inconsiderate idiots. This humor quickly turned into a bit of bile. A bile-smile?

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  4. So I guess it doesn’t have to be a clever title, Hobbo, just the one that intrigues me. And yes, I got a good laugh today. I think everyone can relate to this one! Funny poem, but not so funny when it happens!

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