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We've: A warm approach
to central heating,
slimmer's guides
to pies and eating,
yoga classes
for beginners,
bible basics
for the sinners,
intermediate
Ancient Latin,
beginner's gym
to do your back in,
giving up
the demon booze,
travel tips
for those who cruise,
knitting scarves
and sewing bees,
ridding cats
and dogs of fleas,
social media,
basic acting,
secrets of the state
redacting,
how to be
a master-chef,
singing lessons
for tone-deaf,
you can build
a Chieftain tank,
save more money
in the bank,
baby care-
prevent her crying,
stalling tactics-
stave off dying,
quantum theory
just for dummies,
slimmer's world
for flabby tummies,
theory swimming
keeps you dry,
pilot courses-
learn to fly,
bird-feeding
a worm's eye view,
how to keep
a bear or two,
flower arranging
in a bubble,
keeping out of
covid trouble,
weightlifting
for skinny midgets,
taekwondo
for those who fidget,
hide and seek
for claustrophobics,
let it out
in nude aerobics.
No matter what
your gap in knowledge,
we can fill
that hole at college.
🤣 And I had you down for a redacting state secrets type of girl. No specific requirements; you do have a bear, don’t you? Koalas and teddies don’t count.
LOL Made me laugh out loud. You mean you need bears before you can learn how to keep them? How very treacherous! I have a couple on order from North America. Heard shipping is in a mess with the pandemic. Not sure the bears are helping. 😀
🤣 I was going to recommend our initial course, ‘Choosing your bear carefully.’ As you have already taken the plunge, I have put you down for the intermediate course, ‘Turning your home into a bear-friendly environment.’ I hope that it’s not too late and you haven’t opted for next day delivery!
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Bravo! Sign me up! I want to learn how to keep a bear or two please! Are there any prerequisites?
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🤣 And I had you down for a redacting state secrets type of girl. No specific requirements; you do have a bear, don’t you? Koalas and teddies don’t count.
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LOL Made me laugh out loud. You mean you need bears before you can learn how to keep them? How very treacherous! I have a couple on order from North America. Heard shipping is in a mess with the pandemic. Not sure the bears are helping. 😀
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🤣 I was going to recommend our initial course, ‘Choosing your bear carefully.’ As you have already taken the plunge, I have put you down for the intermediate course, ‘Turning your home into a bear-friendly environment.’ I hope that it’s not too late and you haven’t opted for next day delivery!
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Ha ha!!! Sounds ideal. As an initial step, I have put all the china out in the paddock with the bulls.
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🤣 A sensible precaution.
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Brilliant! I sign up for all of these with you!
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Excellent. They’re all free to fellow bloggers of course!
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Nice Post
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Brilliant that you kept it going for so long.
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Thanks
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You’ve a much more diverse curriculum over there. Several courses at first I might consider, but in reflecting, probably not. Good morning read.
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Thank you.We try and keep a varied curriculum. It changes on a daily basis.
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Promoting the Hobbo search engine?
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College courses R us!
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I’m ready to enroll, but do you offer tuition assistance for those in search of new beginnings?
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Absolutely and you will be pleased to know that Dauphy runs all our introductory courses! 🐾
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Oh man, I’ll be sure to give him full apaws each lecture. Can’t wait to catch the first one.
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👍 Good stuff!
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Clever to a remarkable degree…lol ;D
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Thank you; as is your comment, LOL.
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