Good girl
When mother said maybe
I should play with the baby
without spreading plum jam on his face;
because she's my mummy
and he came from her tummy,
I surrendered the jar with good grace.
Dauphy: That looks like raspberry jam, Hobbo!
Hobbo: Does it matter.
Dauphy: The readers will notice.
Hobbo: I can't find a photo of plum jam.
Dauphy: Change the poem then.
Hobbo: You see, that is why I do most of the writing.
Dauphy: Forget it. No one will notice.
LOL It could be sesame seeds mixed into plum jam?? My experience of babies is that they certainly don’t need much help to get anything spread across their faces.
LOL It could be sesame seeds mixed into plum jam?? My experience of babies is that they certainly don’t need much help to get anything spread across their faces.
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😂 Big sisters are always happy to help out though.
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naturally! Like ducks to water. 🙂
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Flies round jam! 😂
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Hee hee!!
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that Dauphy: he’s onto you, Hobbo; he really is a sharp one 🙂
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😂 As sharp as a pin!
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Aww. How sweet. And that looks like raspberry jam, not plum!
(snicker snicker).
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It does and Dauphy spotted the mistake first. 😂🐾
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Lol. I noticed that, and was being tongue in cheek. 🙂
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Oh, I know. I can’t upset my muse though.😂🐾
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I side with The Frenchman on this one.
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‘He who must have his kip!’
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Memory serves there are two old gaffers at hand right no who have similar needs.
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indeed there are.
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Them is us…
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Dauphy knows his jams 🙂
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😂 An expert!
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