Table Manners Wait for Grace! Elbows off the table. Don't talk with your mouth full. Shut mouth when you're chewing. Don't make that noise. Don't eat with your fingers. That's the wrong fork, you dork. Say please. Jeez. All these rules. It's worse than school. Don't slurp. Don't burp. Don't fart. Don't start; your rules are petty, wacky, tacky; me and Grace are off to Maccy's.