White-Van Man (to Jingle Bells)
Driving like a loon
in a dirty old, white van,
I will get there soon;
trust your white-van man.
Parcels to drop in,
making children smile,
what fun it is for me to bring
your presents in a while, oh!
White-van man, white-van man,
DPD, of course,
Amazon, Deliveroo
or is it Parcel Force. hey!
White-van man, white-van man,
DPD, of course,
Amazon, Deliveroo
or is it Parcel Force.
Now it's Christmas Eve,
got so much to do.
Van would you believe,
runs on reindeer poo.
Need to finish quick,
spread that festive cheer;
snow not yet too thick,
time to grab a beer.
White-van man, white-van man,
DPD, of course,
Amazon, Deliveroo
or is it Parcel Force. hey!
White-van man, white-van man,
DPD, of course,
Amazon, Deliveroo
or is it Parcel Force.
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You put the bon vivant right back into delivery vans!!
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Ha ha ha!
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‘runs on reindeer poo’, environmental friendly too.
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😂 Reindeer poo is green, apparently!
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Hope so, if they do an in flight shit.
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LOL
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Classic
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Thanks!
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Reindeer poo! Well done.
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He he he!
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Our various guys have been brilliant. They’re jolly, cheerful, polite and always helpful. They’ve certainly been a lifeline during the past two years.
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Haven’t they just!
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Oh this is great fun. Can’t wait for the remix, White-Van woman. 😉
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🤣 Thanks. He has a partner, white-van gal. You could sing along to her!
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