Talking Turkey I rescued the turkey from mother's deep freeze. She thawed for a day and began to look pleased. She was too good to cook so, I took her a walk, which is hard with no feet and we stopped for a talk. We became best of friends that Christmas day night, as, daft as each other we set the world right. You see, talking turkey, seeing their point of view, beats biting off more than what you can chew.
this one’s a ripper , Hobbo: the sheer absurdity; the last stanza is a killer; you’re in top form, Hobbo: if you were a race horse I’d back you 🙂
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Ha ha ha. Mrs H has a similar saying; If you were a racehorse, I’d have you shot! 🤣
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haha; I prefer mine; it’s more positive though I like Mrs, H’s feisty humor 🙂
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She’s a very funny lady when you are not on the receiving end!
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hahahaha; if ever I visit, I shall remember that 🙂
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You would do well to! 😂
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I agree with John. This is awesomely ridiculous and yet so warm and kind. A beauty!!!
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I’m gobbling up compliments this morning! 😂
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Yum! 🙂
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😂
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A great seasonal message, Hobbo! Hope you had a great Christmas 😊
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Thank you, Ingrid. I did, thanks. Cooked my first ever Christmas lunch all by myself. Phew!
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Congratulations! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻⭐️
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Thanks. I’ll take the star for the lunch, and the applause for doing the washing up too! 🤣
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You can have an extra ⭐️ for that!
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Woohoo! 😂
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Cute, but it might be time for your meds. Left them lying about the nightstand? The little white one, I think.
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Ooops. I took the long blue one!
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