Hobbo's Poems
A quirky look at life from a Yorkshire poet and his dog's perspective
Heffalump
Heffalump An heffalump suffering thrombosis' Drank her several meds through her proboscis. They shrivelled her trunk, Till she smelled like a skunk And the vet diagnosed halitosis.
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Just as well nort a camel or it would’ve got the hump.
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😂 Or two even!
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Cute.
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😊
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Oh dear. Heffalumps should take medication by osmosis. Misdirection. Poor thing.
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CAUTION: Medicine not to be truncated!
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LOL Or face risk of Proboscectomy
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🤣🤣 Indeed!
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That second line is freakin brilliant!
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Thanks Michele!
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👍😁
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I enjoyed this, the cunning word play; I love elephant poems, esp nonsense ones; elephants are thick-skinned enough not to take it personally 🙂
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Thanks and I like the comment. Elephants are wonderful. social animals and their unique appearance cries out for nonsense poems.🙂
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indeed as do giraffes, armadillos and puffins 🙂
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And penguins, lets not forget those cute little creatures on Philip Island.😊
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ahh yes, them too; funny, you don’t come across many penguin poems; now there’s a challenge for you, Hobbo 🙂 can you do it?
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Arctic diet
No Penguins are eaten by polar bears,
Is a truth, I am pleased to reveal,
Their massive paws, covered in hair
Prevent them from breaking the seal.
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hahaha: you are quick 🙂
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😂 It was in the bag!
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