Hobbo's Poems
A quirky look at life from a Yorkshire poet and his dog's perspective
The selfish elf
The selfish elf While taking selfies of her selfish self, the selfish elf sells shellfish, off the shelf.
The selfish elf While taking selfies of her selfish self, the selfish elf sells shellfish, off the shelf.
Hobbo's Poems 
You’re clearly punch-drunk
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I wish! 😂
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She doesn’t sound like a health shop slash Wellness elf. She should team up with the slug… a customer for her shell fish shells.
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Brilliant! She could sell slugs sea shells in the slug’s store.🤣
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LOL. Sea slugs see sea shells as shop shelf smelly small fry.
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LOL. You win, hands down. This is getting messy! 😂
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LOL. I blame the macropods
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LOL
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Say that ten times fast 😂
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I can’t say it fast once1 🤣
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Ahh neither could I 😂
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HAHAHA!!!! Of course I had to try to say it out loud and failed miserably. In fact, I could barely read it! 🤣 🤣🤣
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🤣 One of those silly things that looks easier than it is!
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Try holding your tongue while saying it. Even funnier!! 😂
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🤣 So it is!
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Gives “see”food a new meaning.
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That’s it. See food, eat it.
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The shelf life of shellfish is short. Good thing the elf can multitask.
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Good job she’s female. We males are allegedly rubbish at multitasking.
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Twisted!
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😂
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