Hobbo's Poems
A quirky look at life from a Yorkshire poet and his dog's perspective
Daytime TV
Daytime TV Cremation ads, funeral ads, Equity release, Hands off our money; Leave us in peace. Reclining chairs and stairlifts, You're messing with my head; As far as admen are concerned We're simply walking dead.
Hobbo's Poems 
No no no. Walking wallets, my friend. Walking wallets. Dead, you’re no use to them at all.
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🤣 You are if all your money is legally tied into their scheming plans!
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Ah well, their trap may be set. But it seems to me you are waltzing on by, strimmer burring up the trip wires. They won’t catch the merry Hobbo!
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You paint a wonderful picture! 🤣
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That’s my job! 🙂 I take it very seriously.
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I can tell! 😂
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That’s why I always switch channels when the adverts start…
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😂 They are a pain!
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I will say in defense if stair lifts my dad has one in his house and it saved his life. The stairs in his house are deadly weapons for falling and breaking ones neck
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If it works, that’s good, Michele. Can’t have your dad falling down the old apples can we? 😂
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No Hobbo my mum died ultimately from falling over her walker and breaking her hip so the chair lift has been a godsend
Not to make your post morbid I’m
sorry 😞
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Don’t apologise. Falls for old people are very serious, as you know from your own sad experience. 😒
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Yes and the sad thing was we knew it was coming because she refused to use the chair lift
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Gosh, that is so sad. 😢🌹
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Yes very sad 😞 she is at peace now in no more pain
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Of course. 🌹
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Let’s not forget the catheter and incontinence ads. TMI! I never watch TV during the day. I have to be sick in bed before flipping on daytime TV. But I will freely admit to recording Days of Our Lives and watching it with my husband in the evening! Lol!! One of my guilty pleasures. 🖥
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LOL. Thanks for your funny comments, Nancy.
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Sounds like my email junk folder! I can’t believe the rubbish that pouring into it.
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I know that feeling. 😊
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It seems to come in spurts. Nothing for awhile, and then you’re drowning in the stuff. Bitcoin; Lidl vouchers; M&S vouchers; sexy girls; etc etc. 😫
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🤣 I spend my entire day fighting off sexy girls!
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You’ve left out all those ads for meds. 😉 sad truth, Hobbo.
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🤣 Yes. It could have been a much longer poem.
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Eh, watch kiddies cartoons?
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Bebeep!
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