Buzz Words
I thought I'd earn some brownie points
By using blue-sky thinking.
The boss was unimpressed
-She looked at me, unblinking.
Undeterred, decided
I would stretch the envelope,
Which simply fell apart and
Left me feeling like a dope.
Performance indicators are
The latest thing, I thought,
I got a dashboard full
Yet, my efforts came to nought.
So, I went out for my lunch
And carefully cherry-picked
But the store detective saw me
And that's why I've been nicked.
Nicked: UK Slang for arrested
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oooops. The boss clearly pushed him to it. So ungrateful.
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Bosses! and sycophants!!!
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Love the OED at the end! šš
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