Foresight

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Foresight

A portly, potbellied clairvoyant
With a preference for clothing flamboyant,
When she fell in the sea
Had failed to foresee
That triple XL wasn't buoyant.

30 Comments on “Foresight

  1. Lol!!
    I’m HIGHLY aware of all my extra fabric and, living near the ocean and lots of pools, have a mental checklist to strip clothes… in water or out!!!!

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  2. This doesn’t hold water, H. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ A fat person floats more easily than a lean, muscular person because muscle is denser than water, therefore a thin person sinks whereas a portly one floats. You really wanted some dweed telling you that, right! πŸ™ƒπŸ˜

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