Hobbo's Poems
A quirky look at life from a Yorkshire poet and his dog's perspective
Foresight
Foresight A portly, potbellied clairvoyant With a preference for clothing flamboyant, When she fell in the sea Had failed to foresee That triple XL wasn't buoyant.
Hobbo's Poems 
Lol!!
I’m HIGHLY aware of all my extra fabric and, living near the ocean and lots of pools, have a mental checklist to strip clothes… in water or out!!!!
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🤣🤣 You be careful now!
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I’d say I didn’t take burlesque/strip classes for nuthin… but in practice it would seem that I did!!
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😂 Nothing is ever truly wasted.
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An impressive level of story telling in 5 short lines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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😂 Thank you.
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And I bet she got that sinking feeling…
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😂 A tad damp around the bloomers.
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reminded me of all the Bob jokes… almost 🙂
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…😂
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This doesn’t hold water, H. 😂😂 A fat person floats more easily than a lean, muscular person because muscle is denser than water, therefore a thin person sinks whereas a portly one floats. You really wanted some dweed telling you that, right! 🙃😁
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🤣🤣 I’d put it down to lead-lined knickers,
or stone-washed woolies.
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M&S, eh?
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Metal and Sexy!
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😂😂
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🙂
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I thought the same thing! 😁
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I give in. You are both right. It’s nonsense! 😂
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A for effort 👍
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Nah! 😂😂
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😂 OK.
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🥰
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😁😂😂😂
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Ta!
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Oh i think you could makpe a better sail with oversized clothing
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🤣 It could be a whole new olympic class!
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Oh man, might be more like an anchor. 😂
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😂 Or a tanker!
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That ring in the picture I was fixated on!
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