The sock monster

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The sock monster

There's a monster in my house
Who picks at all the locks
Then, quiet as a mouse,
He helps himself to socks.

Single ones of course,
He never nicks a pair,
Which leaves me rather cross
And pulling out my hair.

I've evened up the score
With this stocking-eating toff,
-An appointment with a saw
To have a foot cut off.

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