Kid's legs I feel really sorry For children today, Many whose legs Do not work the right way. Exceed fifty yards, Their bodies break down And you'll find they need lifts In your car, into town Or to school, or the flicks While they sit in the rear Playing video games With their buds in their ears. It doesn't last long- Like a teenager's grub- When they relearn to walk With their mates to the pub.
Sorry… you do what with your legs??
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Eggsackerly!
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LOL is that what the Easter Bunny carries?
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π€£π€£π€£ Good yolk!
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Daughter’s favourite retort was always, “Mum, can you drop me at the busstop?” And she quickly worked out that if she left it late enough, mum would have to take her all the way to school.
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not daft these kids. π
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the other one was, “can I have a note to get out of PE?” Any coincidence that she is overweight?
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π€£ No coincidence at all!
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My wife used to drop our son at the tube station, 7 minutes walk awayβ¦ and he used to hate it! π
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Poor lad! π€£
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scary. 7 minutes.
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I know!
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Excellent! I love this one.
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Thank you.
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Should just issue recliners at birth make walkways for rollers and cherish our girths. π I love walking and biking, but I donβt see as many people out anymore.
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I don’t think kids do as much outdoor exercise these days.
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Yes, it is sad but true. I keep trying to shelter my two from this, but I see it. We were never indoors when I was young.
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Perspective through a video screen is very limited.π
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Good one. Problem is the drinks at the pub tend to unlearn every walking skill!
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π€£ Ha ha ha. So they do.
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One of my nieces plays soccer the other mopes
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It’s a lifestyle choice! π
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True! My brother is trying to get the twin to run with him
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