Hobbo's Poems
A quirky look at life from a Yorkshire poet and his dog's perspective
Art
Art Hirst once made a diamond skull. Picasso's works were never dull. Lowrie's stick-men had long Macs. Just some random, arty facts.
Art Hirst once made a diamond skull. Picasso's works were never dull. Lowrie's stick-men had long Macs. Just some random, arty facts.
Hobbo's Poems 
A painter whose name was van Gough,
Had developed a bad smoker’s cough,
One day shaving, he spluttered,
Razor slipped, eyelids fluttered,
As he realised he’d sliced his ear off.
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🤣🤣 Love it.
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LOL
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… and there’s more. I just penned the next one; might put it live in a few hours – I doubt these prompt words will work for me much longer.
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👍
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😊
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Show off 😂😂😂
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I did think that this might be a good theme to base a series on, but most painters, we (I.e. The public) know nothing about.
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True
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It is and me public knows hardly anything I’m embarrassed to say so yes go for it!
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It’ll just be a case of inventing potential scenarios. Of course, an 80yo with a 20yo is gold dust.
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Me ‘n’ Mrs H then! 🤣🤣🤣
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A long-suffering guy and mis missus?Might be one-sided.
They’d all end with the missus saying, “you’re wrong”.
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True to life then! 😂
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Pure gold dust a sit com in the making 😂😂
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😂
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😂 Mr B, we’re banksing on you!
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I second that!😁
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we shall see!
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lol
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Thanks!
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A jewelled collection!
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😂 Hehehe!
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I’ll keep this handy for next time I visit a gallery and want to sound clever…
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😂 They will be very impressed, I’m sure.
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Matt the artist
drew and drew
drew some birds
and cats too
even did a couple fighters
likes to write poetic comments
to fellow writers 😉😁
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Even when sometimes
They pen poetic detritus! 😂
Thanks for your funny comment, Matt
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Eh..not rubbish to me. Entertaining.
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😂 Thanks, pal.
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I adore Lowrie.
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😂 Does Mr M know about this rival?
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Yes he does. He’s okay with it. Lowry is long dead.
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That may be so now, but he could have a rival in the afterlife! 😂
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LOL!
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😂
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