My friend, Jane
Hungerford lass, seventy-two,
Suffers colloquial to-do,
The issue for her was I.T.
What happened, you ask, goodness me!
Engrossed in her books, the hard drive
Of her Dell, tried to eat her, alive.
It settled for chewing her foot,
Which in plaster of Paris was put.
Her passion for theatre must wait
Now, the girl's in a sedentary state.
Before she kicks any more bytes,
We need to buy Jane some foot-lights.
From sparky to narky, it’s the IT hierarchy. Whatever one does, one’s brain turns to fuzz. If I were your Jane, I’d retire to Spain. She could take up the sports of Flamenco and tortes. Much safer, I think than IT on the blink.
I can tell you had fun with this one, Hobbo: close to my hears as my computer turned on me and provoked some biffo: we both suffred: he’s now in repair hence my absence —
Hobbo's Poems 
From sparky to narky, it’s the IT hierarchy. Whatever one does, one’s brain turns to fuzz. If I were your Jane, I’d retire to Spain. She could take up the sports of Flamenco and tortes. Much safer, I think than IT on the blink.
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😂 Written on request of a friend for a friend. A true story of life at the IT cutting edge.
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❤️❤️
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😂 lucky that monster only to a byte, I’d chuck mine through the window if it didn’t help me to write.
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😂 I can see the film now;
‘Return of revenge of the laptops rides again!’
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Brilliant, planet of the apps.😂
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🤣🤣
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So clever, Hobbo. What out for those bytes!
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Thank you, Diana. This was a request. I enjoy doing them. 😂
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🙂
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Janes a lucky gal
With you as her writing pal 😊
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😂He he he. Thanks.
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I can tell you had fun with this one, Hobbo: close to my hears as my computer turned on me and provoked some biffo: we both suffred: he’s now in repair hence my absence —
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Man v machine. It’s not always a close contest. Good to have you back.
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