Photo by Noelle Otto on

With the sardonic smile
of her nearly-grin
and sartorial style
of a wheelie-bin,
this TV detective
does not miss a clue,
though her house is defective
and smells of cow poo.

Oppos, Kenny and Joe
she'll run rings around
and she'll always know
where the killer's found.
This female Columbo,
her man always gets.
She sure is no Dumbo
with her, 'Just come here,Pets.'

10 Comments on “Vera

  1. Vera’s getting nearer. All criminals must fear ‘er. Sadly, this criminal down under has never once heard of her until now. I’ve been so remiss, I can’t take the piss.

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