Hobbo's Poems
A quirky look at life from a Yorkshire poet and his dog's perspective
Boys
Boys After much straining We look in the pan, If there's nothing much there And think San Fairy Anne. For, despite our achievements, It's really absurd How proud we can be Of a world-record turd. San Fairy Anne: ça ne fait rien: it doesn't matter
Hobbo's Poems 
LOL as my Dad says, if you don’t eat, you don’t shit and if you don’t shit, you die. so it’s actually a pretty central activity.
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🤣 Your dad is so right. Maybe that is why we need arseholes to run our countries!
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LOL!!! I like the way you’re thinking.
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🤣
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Excellent!
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Scatalogically precise.
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Toiletries!
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What a Sunday wake up call 😂😂
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🤣👍
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A little fibre will poo ya…
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We all need roughage!
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I was thinking a little dab will do you, which was a hair gel ad yonks ago. 😂
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😂 I don’t remember that one!
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My Grandfather used to believe output had to equal input. If by 8 pm he didn’t believe the scales were balanced out came the Epsom salts.
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🤣🤣 He sounds about right, your grandfather!
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Better luck tomorrow!
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Plenty of time!
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At sixty three, I always hope so! 🤭
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You’re but a youngster!
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I am? Oh, wait, that’s RIGHT! What HE said! CARD me, baby! 👌
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Well, as the mother of only sons I can attest to the fact that pertaining to #1 (as we so delicately put it) if they hit something they were happy! It doesn’t get easier with grandsons! 🚽 🧽 🪣
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😂 Aim to please, eh!
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Exactly! It’s quite the challenge when they’re yawning and stretching while “doing the deed”! 😳
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🤣 Happy memories!
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Love it 🤣🖤
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😂 Thought you might!
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😉🖤
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