Hobbo's Poems
A quirky look at life from a Yorkshire poet and his dog's perspective
All is fair
All is fair My missus insisted, perforce In filing a suit for divorce' She got the new Volvo, The yacht and the condo, I got squit-diddle of course. Squit-diddle: Nothing or very little
Hobbo's Poems 
Wait wait wait… you said, “Fair…”
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And we say, “Diddly-squat” round here. 🙂
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We too; same thing
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Fair enough!
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Might as well have stayed married.
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Exactly! 😂
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I like the rhyming of Volvo with condo. Are Volvos prestige cars in Britain? She fought for the merc like Kemal Attaturk. She got the new Koenigsegg, the house and my right leg.. She took my bima and our pet paddle steamer. It’s amazing how the choice of rhyme dictates this woman’s personality. She made off in the vww dub with my last cigarette stub.
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Thanks. These sort of rhymes ring better than true rhymes (sometimes). Volvo is a prestige, robust mark if it’s a top of the range thing. I’m not big into cars. I love your couplets and especially the last one which had me laughing out loud. 🤣
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Ha ha. It was such fun. THank you for your fun-generating limerick. 🙂
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Pleasure!
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As long as he gets the pets for they are the true assets
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Correct! 🐾
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Great bit of rhyming! 👍🏻
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Thank you!
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Both me and the wife has a Volvo, so I’m safe.
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You’re okay then, Ulle 😂
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Things, material things, unless you can cook, sleep or keep you warm and dry in winter, do they matter so much?
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Not so much, Feral. Basic comforts are all we really need. Thanks for commenting.
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