All is fair

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All is fair

My missus insisted, perforce
In filing a suit for divorce'
She got the new Volvo,
The yacht and the condo,
I got squit-diddle of course.

Squit-diddle:  Nothing or very little

18 Comments on “All is fair

  1. I like the rhyming of Volvo with condo. Are Volvos prestige cars in Britain? She fought for the merc like Kemal Attaturk. She got the new Koenigsegg, the house and my right leg.. She took my bima and our pet paddle steamer. It’s amazing how the choice of rhyme dictates this woman’s personality. She made off in the vww dub with my last cigarette stub.

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