The old sofa If you could tell your tales, you would have many things to say about the people, bad and good who over time did lay along your padded, comfy length to watch their latest soap, relying on your springy strength to sneak a naughty grope. How much true passion have you seen, discretely, you stay shtum my faithful friend, that's why I'm keen to simply park my bum.
HA! Excellent stuff, Hobbo.
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HA! Thanks.
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The couch really is a member of the family. It holds all the secrets too!
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If only it could be persuaded to talk!
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β naughty grope.β π€£π€£
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Naughty things are funny when we instinctively recognise the truth of them! π
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The only way π
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I never before thought to be grateful for shtum sofas but yes… a good thing indeed. Busy watching TV and suddenly from under your posterior comes “well that’s nothing compared to the time you and Mary-Lou…”
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LOL; I could not have couched it better!
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