Three toileteers

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Three toileteers

Three toileteers
Were out drinking beers
When one of them went to the bog,
Leaving one in a flush,
While one, in a hush,
Farted silently, blaming his dog.

Toileteer:  A working-class musketeer

21 Comments on “Three toileteers

  1. Green beer as it goes in🍺
    Blue air on its depart πŸŒ€
    The unsuspecting Irishman 🀒
    Laid low by a St. Patty’s day fart! πŸ€

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