A quirky look at life from a Yorkshire poet and his dog's perspective
Dictators - how can they relax,
and why don't viruses pay tax,
why are some folk made more equal,
could Fawlty Towers have a sequel?
Why do tiny kids get cancer,
should I have been a better dancer,
why do women fight for rights,
does quinoa have to taste like shite?
How do boys become abusers,
are cola addicts, cocaine users,
why is war the only answer,
can elephants be great romancers?
Why have we discovered plastic,
a small tattoo - is that too drastic,
why do we destroy our planet,
how do you eat a pomegranate?
Why so many refugees,
can I have a payrise, please,
why do children need to die,
why've I got but one brown eye?
Why so many different nations,
what's the point of maths equations,
why not more trailblazing mums,
dogs - why sniff each other's bums?
Why is everything unfair,
does it look big, my derriere?
Please, I need some answers, God,
or am I just an awkward bod?