Dear God
Dictators - how can they relax,
and why don't viruses pay tax,
why are some folk made more equal,
could Fawlty Towers have a sequel?
Why do tiny kids get cancer,
should I have been a better dancer,
why do women fight for rights,
does quinoa have to taste like shite?
How do boys become abusers,
are cola addicts, cocaine users,
why is war the only answer,
can elephants be great romancers?
Why have we discovered plastic,
a small tattoo - is that too drastic,
why do we destroy our planet,
how do you eat a pomegranate?
Why so many refugees,
can I have a payrise, please,
why do children need to die,
why've I got but one brown eye?
Why so many different nations,
what's the point of maths equations,
why not more trailblazing mums,
dogs - why sniff each other's bums?
Why is everything unfair,
does it look big, my derriere?
Please, I need some answers, God,
or am I just an awkward bod?
You really have a hold on the questions. I think if you had featured in Douglas Adams’ books, there would have been a different answer than 42. Maybe if we’d got to 47 it would’ve made all the difference.
Love how you hid the payload.
does quinoa have to taste like shite?
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🤣 i did try to alternate the serious with the banal!
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You mixed the thought provoking with the banal very well Hobbo! 😁😁👏👏👍👍
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Thank you, Ken. 🤣🤣
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You really have a hold on the questions. I think if you had featured in Douglas Adams’ books, there would have been a different answer than 42. Maybe if we’d got to 47 it would’ve made all the difference.
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The important questions of our times, Worms. Ever the philosopher. 😂
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Dogs: seeking that other brown eye. 😆
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😂
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Perhaps a Fawlty Towers sequel wouldn’t be too much to ask? It would certainly cheer me up!
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Wouldn’t that be good! 😂
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Fanatically clever and yet philosophic. Well done, Hobbs! Well done!
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Thank you, young man.
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Dauphy knows!! 😁
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Dauphy is a four-pawed genius!
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Yes!! 👏👏👏🐶
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🤣
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I quinoa therefore I am.
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😂 stellar question, Hobbo.
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…but do you believe there is a Tofu?
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Love it 😁🖤
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Thank you! 🖤
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Dogs rule!
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And don’t they know it!
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Mine do! I’m sure Dauphy knows too 😁
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😂 He does!
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👍❤️
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This is great! 🙌🏾
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😊
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