Dauphy: You’ve quite a collection
Hobbo: Knocking on for two thousand now.
Dauphy: They’re cluttering up the dining room; you’re going to have to do something.
Hobbo: I’ve had an idea.
Hobbo: Later this year, Austin Macauley will be publishing the first collection, ‘Hobbo on Life.’
Dauphy: But that is just a drop in the ocean, and anyway it’s self-publishing really; you had to make a contribution.
Hobbo: This is where my idea comes in.
Dauphy: Go on….
Hobbo: I could learn to self-publish on Kindle and then organise the stuff into collections and put it out there. For free.
Dauphy: And you know what you’re like with technology. It won’t happen.
Hobbo: Have you got a better idea?
Dauphy: I have, as it happens. Ask your WP friends.
Hobbo: (After pausing for thought) Dauphy, you’re a genius.
Dauphy: I know…