Manic shopping

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Manic shopping

I have idled at Aldi,
Dined al fresco at Tesco,
Spent a little at Lidl,
Met an Ocado weirdo,
Made a mess in M and S,
Blown raspberries in Sainsbury's,
Lost my reason in Morrison's,
Met my sweetheart in Walmart,
Asked her in Asda,
Saw King Herod in Harrod's,
And taken laudanum in Fortnum's
But all went smooth in Booth's
Where rather than shopping
I tried body popping.

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