Pardon you!

Photo by Johannes Plenio on
Pardon you!

A rather large lady, his bride,
Ate supersized portions, all fried,
So, a wedding night thumping,
He thought was her trumping,
Was caused by a brontide, outside.

Brontide:  low rumbling sound of distant thunder

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