Marital Discretion

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Marital Discretion

"Does my bum look big in this dear?"
"Why, yes, it looks enormous,"
Not the phrase she wants to hear,
Unless you fancy homeless.

15 Comments on “Marital Discretion

  1. Kewl. Frankly not a problem I deal with. No big bum here and I’m not that stupid. The pic makes me ask a question that may make you disagree with my declaration of “not that stupid.” [Ahem] Why, please tell me why a modestly, um, ah, “curvy” [is that what they like to say ?] lady needs pink hair to draw attention? I mean, it’s like, “Hey! lookit my pink hair, and while you’re at it, take a gander at my large padoonkiss. [Yes. I go now to stand with my nose in the corner.]

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    • I know exactly what you mean. It’s the same with tattoos. I never understand the thought process of ‘Hey, I’m a bit of a whopperoony, perhaps I would look marginally more attractive if I covered myself with tatts.’ Each to their own.

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    • I said maybe, and your ditty was laugh out loud funny which trumps PC any day 😂😂😂

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