House Hunting

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House Hunting

The advert says a lovely view.
Could you please show me where?
I gladly will, young man if you
Could kindly grab that chair.

That's it, climb up, no not the seat,
The back sir, if you will,
Then carefully please place your feet
One there, one on the sill.

Now close one eye, no, just the one
And squint a bit, like me.
Look out that way, five hundred yards,
You'll almost glimpse the sea.

16 Comments on “House Hunting

  1. House hunting disasters. When I fell through one of the decks I discovered all the low profile decks the previous owner had built are treated deck board screwed to an underframe of untreated softwood warehouse skids.

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