Royal privates
Some disappoint, so very small;
They are but human after all.
Those on parade, as in the forces,
Are rumoured hung like royal horses.
Female ones are rarely seen,
Particularly, of course, the queen's.
Should you sneak a peak, a waiter
Will pounce, denounce you as a traitor.
Private viewings need consent,
Royal Privates, Royal Assent.
Rest assured, when in the showers
Their naughty bits are much like ours.
Sorry, sorry, sorry! 😂 I think she is a wonderful lady who has devoted her life to this country, but she is still human! Mrs H thought I should be locked in the Tower! 😂
Lol, I am fond of our Queen as well. Seventy years is an extraordinary rule. On this side of the pond so many would love to erase any vestiges of British colonialism but I believe that would be a mistake. That said I still don’t want to think of her privates! 🤣
Hobbo's Poems 
Nothing, you’ll find
is quite as naughty
as bits with stripes
to make them sporty.
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LOL. Love it!
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Bravo 👏 private viewings need consent. What a gas, dear Hobbo. 😂😂
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😊 Thank you, K.
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You’re welcome, dear Hobbo.
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Doing some private investigations?😂😂
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Under cover of darkness.😂
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Alright the Queen’s privates, you just had to go there… She’s almost a hundred Hobbo, how is a guy supposed to unsee that image now!!!
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Sorry, sorry, sorry! 😂 I think she is a wonderful lady who has devoted her life to this country, but she is still human! Mrs H thought I should be locked in the Tower! 😂
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Lol, I am fond of our Queen as well. Seventy years is an extraordinary rule. On this side of the pond so many would love to erase any vestiges of British colonialism but I believe that would be a mistake. That said I still don’t want to think of her privates! 🤣
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