Mary Mary had a little lamb Whose father was a randy ram It came about cos all the sheep Pretended they were fast asleep.
Survival bird delicate, colourful perching, singing, flying beak, talons, killer, raptor hunting, targeting, swooping swift, merciless lunch
First encounter I spied her in the cafe Dipping brioche, chocolate chipped She said she was Parisian "Why, that's capital," I quipped.
Diagnosis Water on the brain So the doctor said "Don't worry," she explained "A quick tap on the head."
The Black Dog You are the sunshine of my life You are, you really are Why does it keep raining then My little superstar?
Mutual Attraction A dashing young palaeontologist Fell in love with a skilled campanologist His bones cast their spell And she rang his bell Cue, visit to top gynaecologist.
The election The language is incomprehensible His rhetoric largely dispensable Some of his views indefensible Why can't this man say something sensible?
Downfall bet small, fun win. hooked, lose house, vehicle, wife, family humiliated, shamed, deserted penniless, homeless addict
Foreign Languages Lancashire expression big do's and little do's they do talk rubbish
Old Friends There are holes in my sock And a hole in my shoe They have been round the block And my toes all peek through. I could buy some more But I've got quite attached They were worn to the funeral When my wife was dispatched. Only joking darling...