A greedy gorilla

A greedy gorilla A Weetabix eating gorilla, Keeping semi-skimmed milk in her chiller Munched Cornflakes and Sugar-Smacks, Muesli and Wheatie-Snacks -The gal was a cereal-filler.

Jack and Jean

Jack and Jean Jack met Jean Upon the street, Hi-Jean, he quipped. Though she smelled sweet. Hi-Jack she yelled And to a man, The people in The street all ran.


Thick Unable to mingle, The cream remained single, Relationships limited, pouring. Then, whipped to a double She soon had no trouble Pulling pavlovas and scoring.

Vax fact

Vax fact Your reasons, excuses To avoid the vaccine Are so bloody selfish; Take one for the team! Whatever you think About personal rights Our world deserves more Than a few blatherskites. Blatherskite: A person who talks at great length without making sense.

Treasure Chest

Treasure Chest Ignoring her dad, overbearing, Her outfit was low-cut and daring. Meeting up with her prof, They kissed and sailed off With a chest modified for seafaring.

A rabbit’s habits

A rabbit’s habits A rabbit cohabits From sociable habits, Producing her young by the score. And when she is old Then her partner is told Not tonight bunny, I’m sore.


Dauphy me and my dog have a bit of a blog but he don’t earn his keep he is often asleep it’s an age thing I think so I don’t raise a stink and I love him to bits I guess that makes us quits


Rhyme Miming takes timing to be a sensation but rhyming needs priming, a muse, stimulation.

The Learner

The Learner Go for it, you wimp. But mum, it’s so high! Don’t be a wuss. I’m touching the sky! There is nothing to fear. Mum, that’s absurd. Just do it, please. Am I really a bird? We all have to learn. I don’t like this ledge. Oh, for goodness sake, son -just jump off and fledge.

What do women do all day?

What do women do all day? Hobbo, my man, you are looking dead beat. I am, to be frank, mate, I’m run off my feet. Mrs H. has been ill for a couple of weeks So, I’ve picked up the housework. It’s not for the weak. I’ve vacuumed and dusted and mopped ‘kitchen floor, The washing, the ironing, there’s always some more. This morning,…