CheekyHe, rather unwise,His eyes on the prize.No thought of disguise,Stared long, at her thighs.She, to his surprise,Having quickly apprised,Said,”Try these for size,”And gave him black eyes.

Sounds like?

Sounds like? Can I make it clear That onomatopoeia Is a sound word For word sounds. Like water down a plug, Glug. Glug. Glug, glug, glug. Noises when I speak, Groan, grunt, growl, eek, Mumble, murmur, squeal, squeak. And right before that prang, Crash, crunch, clatter, clang, Smash, screech, slap, bang. Pets I keep, cock-a-doodle-doo, Chirp, cheep, cluck, cuckoo, Honk, howl, tweet, twit-twoo. But…

The Shower

The ShowerPower spentThe cloud burst,Flowers bentTo quench their thirst.


Why?From girlWith her head full of dreams,To woman,Her head full of screams.From pushchairTo wheelchairIn the blink of an eye.At the dusk of discoveryAnd still I askWhy?

The Speculator

The SpeculatorShares in stockShe did obtainAnd now she’s onThe gravy train!

The General’s Wife

The General’s Missus A General’s wife, fourteen carat, At mess had a tad too much claret, She was caught on the stairs With Private Affairs And now, she’s confined to the garret. Dauphy: People will think that the photo is our house, Hobbo! Hobbo: Don’t worry Dauphy, there’s no danger of that. I promise…

La vie est belle

La vie est belle There’s nothing much to do up here, I can’t get the hang of this harp. Saint Peter said to learn by ear, So is this E flat or F sharp? La vie est belle, they said, It sure beats being dead. I’m looking down on all my friends, And the small stuff causing worry. It’s not too late to make…


I.T.GeniusMy mobile is broke,I got in a flap,But spoke to some bloke,All I need is a nap.

Sadly True

Sadly TrueCaught in flagrante,Without any pants, heClaimed that his dog had attacked.Though the back of his suite,With clothes folded and neat,Proved that this was a lie, not a fact.

Mother Warton and Dauphy

Mother Warton and Dauphy Dauphy, don’t be so dozy, Nothing beats a good nosy. Stand here, pretend you are chewing And find out what people are doing. Intelligence, key to it all, Info, no matter how small. Whatever news happens are way Will help us to gossip all day.