Public Relations

Public RelationsSquirrel and ratWere having a chat,Squirrel being boastful and pushy,”You don’t look like me,People love me, you seeBecause I’ve got a tail that is bushy.”

Bird Table

Bird TableThis table is the pits,It always disappoints,The food here gives me squits,It’s such a seedy joint.

My Child

My ChildMy darling child,as you journey through life,I wish you love.Not the destructive loveof wealth and material things,but the constant love of family and friends.Not that selfish loveof my, me, selfbut the fulfilling loveof helping others.As you grow older,I pray that you will learn to lovetruth, honesty, justice, integrity,health, happiness, freedom and equality.I wish youthe passionate loveof a lover,and the faithful loveof a soul…


DisabilityIt’s not my wheelchairThat makes me disabled,But the way the world’s builtAnd designed for enabled.

The beer hunt

The beer huntI’m going on a beer hunt,I don’t scare,Tonight I will be blind drunk,Sod that bear!


BustingProfessional chauffeur, Jimmy RiddleStopped by the road for a piddle.Traffic cop shaming,Fined him for aimingFrom kerbside, right into the middle.

Those tiny brushes

Those tiny brushesThis interdental brushEndorsed by dentist chap,An hour to clean my teeth,It’s absolutely crap!

Cut Flowers

Cut FlowersThe colourful towerOf beautiful flowersBrightening up her grave,Will sadly decayIn a similar wayAs the loved one who couldn’t be saved.

The Fairy

The FairyThe elf which sat upon her bedWas delicate, but tough.”You said your name was Nuff,” she said,”Would that be Fairy Nuff?”

Pet Choice

Dauphy: Lovely day Hobbo. Hobbo: Indeed it is, beautiful. Dauphy: Have you had your jabs yet? Hobbo: Yes, both of them. Dauphy: Do I need vaccinating? Hobbo: Well yes, every year, but not against covid. Dauphy: Why not? Hobbo: Don’t worry, dogs can’t catch it. I’ve written a poem I think you will like this morning. Dauphy: I like most of them… Pet ChoiceWhen…