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Posted on 13th Apr 2021
filthypigeon.com A gleaming red Ferrari, His very favourite car he Paused, till it slowed down and stopped, Then swooped, and he pooped and he plopped.
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Implants
Posted on 13th Apr 2021
Implants
Try implants, a brand-new you.
Temptation talked, I paid for two.
Although the dentist did her best,
I'm still unhappy with my chest.
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Fear
Posted on 12th Apr 2021
Fear
Spiders, snakes, irrational fear,
Can hold us back, and be severe.
Fear of public speaking, talking
To a crowd, or fear of walking
Open spaces, confined spaces.
Fear of people, fear of faces.
Fear of losing someone dear,
Scared of what our loved ones hear.
Scared to venture, scared to try,
Scared of water, scared to fly.
Deep, dark places, dizzy heights,
Anything can give us frights.
Ridicule, fear of rejection,
Anything, upon reflection.
Fear is human, that's no lie,
Can cripple us, can make us cry.
We need to conquer it, aim high,
Pocket fear, reach for the sky.
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Young Love
Posted on 12th Apr 2021
Young Love
Come play my love, in field of dreams.
Let's quench our thirst, by mountain streams,
And feast upon the fruits above,
With guidance from the stars above.
Let passion flower hereabout
Then home, before your dad finds out.
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Getting on a bit
Posted on 12th Apr 2021
Getting on a bit What I'd like to know, Now that I'm getting on, Where my get up and go Has got up and gone. Before, I could flirt Though now when I smile At aught in a skirt They assume I'm senile.
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The Betrayal
Posted on 11th Apr 2021
The Betrayal You, are my diamond, my jewel, So how can you treat me so cruel? You're my very best friend, you're my wife And I've loved you for most of my life. You're my treasure, the girl I adore, There is no one in life I love more, But it hurts, don't you know, can't you see, When you ask me to make my own tea.
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The Invitation
Posted on 11th Apr 2021
The Invitation
Sit down here
And rest a while.
Buy me beer,
And make me smile.
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Black Dogs
Posted on 11th Apr 2021
Dauphy: I’m a bit upset this morning.
Hobbo: Why, what’s up?
Dauphy: That Winston Churchill bloke who you like so much.
Hobbo: What about him?
Dauphy: He used to get depressed.
Hobbo: So he did, yes.
Dauphy: Well, I’ve found out that he called his depression ‘The Black Dog’. That’s not very nice is it?
Hobbo: He didn’t mean anything by it. He loved dogs. It was just a metaphor?
Dauphy: He met a what?
Hobbo: It was his way of externalising it. Making it less scary.
Dauphy: Do you do the same when you get depressed.
Hobbo: I do, yes, but you are the black dog who lifts my mood and gets me out of that depression. Listen at this poem.
Black Dogs This black dog inside my head, Makes me sad, depressed. My black dog, who's just been fed, Is my best pal. I'm blessed
Dauphy: Aw, that’s nice.
Hobbo: Feeling better now?…
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Divorce Settlement
Posted on 10th Apr 2021
Divorce Settlement
She got the house, the car, the frills,
Jewels, clocks, the Louis d'or.
He got to keep his precious drills,
For all is fair in love and law.
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The Inland Revenue letter
Posted on 10th Apr 2021
The Inland Revenue letter Dear Mr Hobbo, Here is your pension, on receipt of which it is timely to mention, the rules that forbid you a normal sex life, when according to info received from your wife, you are still fairly active, which as you can see, is clearly forbidden in para. three C. Now you've retired please accept at your age that there is no employment, even minimum wage. So put up your feet, and turn on the TV, savour your cocoa, between you and me, I am jealous to bits, and holding back tears, because I've still to work for the next forty years.
