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Ashes

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Ashes
ashes to ashes
dust to dust let me push up
not weeds but flowers
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The old Duke of York

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The Old Duke of York
The old Duke of York
Purchased a hawk
Although it could squawk
It just would not talk.

it was swapped for an auk
Born and raised in New York
But the bird was a mawk
And could not even walk.

With a sharp tomahawk
And a burned piece of cork
It got a mohawk
So the neighbours did gawk.

So, he then chose a stork
With a preference for pork
Which it ate with a fork
That old Duke of York.

What a dork!
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Teeth

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Teeth
Peggy had very bad teeth
And no healthy gums underneath
Dentist fantastic
Made a set out of plastic
Which. to her young son, she bequeathed.
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The Pet

The Pet
puppy
cute, cuddly
appeals, pleads, entices
eyes, tail, nose, paws
claimed, cuddled, loved
delighted, happy
kids
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The Park

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The Park
couldn't be easier
mood lifting therapy
a walk in the park
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The Poet

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The Poet
I have realised, when I cark it
What will become of my blog
Who can I trust with my laptop
My buddy, my missus, my dog?

So, I'm now looking for an apprentice
To train 'ere I finally go
Otherwise you will wake up one morning
To no more little poems from Hobbo.

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The greedy gold-digger

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The greedy gold-digger
woman
calculating, opportunistic
searches, researches, discovers
partner, mansion, yacht, diamonds
tricked, duped, imprisoned
handsome, undercover
cop
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Home

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Home
My cosy little home
A shelter from the storm
Wood burning on the stove
My tootsies nice and warm.
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Image

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Image
In the natural world, the male
Is often full of colour
Whilst the female can be dull
Her backside, a little fuller.

In the human world, a male
May sport a big fat belly
From drinking too much beer
And watching too much telly.
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Ponder

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Ponder
I pondered the meaning of life
Gave it some serious thought
The answer, the edge of a knife
Either beer, or then again, sport.