Teeth
Posted on 29th Sep 2020
Teeth Today I said goodbye To yet another tooth I cannot tell a lie It hurt, and that's the truth. I have to go again And face a day of reckoning No more aches or pain though My false teeth are beckoning.
The Fox
Posted on 29th Sep 2020
The fox Stealthily creeping Sleek and sly Brush tail sweeping The fox glides by.
The Challenge
Posted on 25th Sep 2020
The challenge A beautiful woman named Claire Sent her dad down a wire for a dare Like Castor and Pollux They trussed up his bollocks The height of it gave him a scare. He flew through the air like a plane From Portugal right into Spain She was clearly so proud But he said to the crowd "You won't get me on it again."
Nonsense
Posted on 25th Sep 2020
Nonsense Crazy Maisie, ticky tocky Oops a daisy, Jabberwocky Easy peasy, squishy squashy Lemon squeezy, wishy washy Steady Eddie, sweet as honey Fiery Freddie, funny bunny Buster Grimes and chilly Willy Nonsense rhymes are just plain silly.
The conqueror
Posted on 25th Sep 2020
The Conqueror Veni, vidi, vici I came, I saw, I conquered Just showing off
Coronavirus
Posted on 24th Sep 2020
Three little lines
Posted on 24th Sep 2020
The Magnificent Seven
Posted on 23rd Sep 2020
The Magnificent Seven They've had to disband The Magnificent Seven Covid rules state six.
Haiku
Posted on 23rd Sep 2020
Haiku Haiku make me laugh They don't rhyme or anything Which is a bit weird.
Black lives matter
Posted on 23rd Sep 2020
Black lives matter Black lives matter, our latest refrain Praying this time, the phrase will remain Until at last our mindset's been changed Living in peace, no culture estranged. Look at the States, so many have died For trivial stuff, police homicide? The many campaigns, like 'I can't breathe' 'Sandie speaks' and 'Taking the knee.' Black lives matter, but if you adjoint White lives, all lives, you're missing the point Mikey Holding, the sports commentator Eruditely explained what the campaign's for. Hundreds of years racial exclusion Frustration breeds, blacks need inclusion No one's born bad, from parents our views Neighbours and teachers, the six o'clock news. What we need then, good education Learn to be friends, no segregation 'Black lives matter,' really, I get it Let's make changes, let's not forget it.
