Posted on 25th Sep 2021
In the garden Eve had to explain To Adam, again That the apple and snake were symbolic. Then he peeked underneath His lady's fig leaf And up shot his pressure, systolic!
Posted on 23rd Jun 2021
Why men have nipples
God said to Adam,
"I'll make you a madam,
But I'll give you some nipples to play,
Then when you meet Eve,
You can make her believe
That you know what you're doing, okay?"
Posted on 3rd Feb 2021
The apple of his eye Adam, says Eve Do you fancy an apple And then if you're lucky Maybe a grapple. An apple, says Adam Scratching his chin What will God say Won't we commit sin? Eve shows her wares To the shy Romeo Cortland, Pink Lady Jazz, Cameo. Gala and Braeburn Fuji, Jonagold Cosmic and Empire Envy, Gingergold. Golden Delicious Granny Smith Red Delicious Honey Crisp. Newton Pippin McIntosh Cox's Pippin Ruby Frost. Tempting lady And a looker Adam wisely Chose a cooker.