Posted on 23rd Sep 2021
Oh well Forty five years we've been wed And it don't seem a day over forty, We never had need of a bed, You were sexy, and ever so naughty! Now, it's all aids and false teeth, Like a project that's got out of hand, Never knowing quite what lies beneath, As our hourglasses run out of sand.
Posted on 22nd Sep 2021
Ageing disgracefully Growing old sucks, you can't read long books, you lose all your teeth and there's no more beneath. I hated the denture, but this bloody dementia... I would rather be sold than to slowly grow old and be left in a home, with walls, padded foam. I hated the denture, but this bloody dementia... My memory, yes, shot, but I'd much rather not play all-day I-spy while I'm waiting to die. I hated the denture, but this bloody dementia... Please give me some pills and say I was ill, or a bag for my head and look shocked when I'm dead! I hated the denture, but this bloody dementia...
Posted on 17th Sep 2021
Life on the edge There was a time, yesterday when life without limits, meant bungee jump, sky dive, or risking a limb. It's not any more, the risks are quite minor, a giddy stair lift, or a high rise recliner.
Posted on 12th Sep 2021
The Old Romantic We made love, right here, on the floor, until she was begging, "No more!" I've become quite the old Casanova, as the ad break wasn't quite over!
Posted on 5th Sep 2021
Hair fashion I was a skinhead, I've been a suedehead, I've had hair reaching down to my shoulder. Now, I've no hair, I'm completely bare, Not fashion this time, I'm just older.
Posted on 3rd Aug 2021
The Hair I've located a hair, on my chest, A hair! On my chest! Well, I'm blessed. Perhaps, I'm becoming a hunk Or, maybe my prospects are sunk. It could be, this hair on my chest Means that, I have gone well past my best Sell by date, which, according to God, Means it's time to sleep under a sod.
Posted on 1st Aug 2021
Like a flea on a bee,
I go weak at the knee
At the sight of your sensuous body
But over the years,
You've grown massive ears
And I can't help but thinking of Noddy.
Posted on 23rd Jul 2021
A Twilight Age
We reach a twilight age,
When every pristine page
Has already been perused,
Thumbed, digested, used.
We've been there, seen it, done it,
Fought our corner, sometimes won it,
Heard gross tetes and bigger cheeses
Spout the nonsense they think pleases.
Bloody conflicts, costly war,
God knows what their fight is for.
What do all these deaths achieve,
When millions more are left to grieve?
We've borne disease, lived through pandemic
And seen how greed can be endemic,
Witnessed poverty, violence, hate,
Some things, they barely fluctuate.
Of course, we've seen the brighter side,
Loved and laughed until we've cried,
Blessed with children, watched them growing
Up contented, happy showing
Nurtured wisdom, common sense,
A bouncing back resilience.
Our parents having guided through,
It's mirrored in our children too.
We've sung, we've danced, we've had that ball
And money's never been our all,
We know the value of real friends,
A lifetime shared until all ends
And now our race is almost done,
We've made the most, we've had some fun.
One mystery left, take note, remark it,
What happens when we finally cark it?
Posted on 4th Jun 2021
Thank You Here I am God, as requested Ancient body, tried and tested. Skin unblemished, virgin state, No tattoos at any rate. I can not lie, I've had a hoot, Returned with thanks, my birthday suit.
Posted on 15th May 2021
My mobile is broke,
I got in a flap,
But spoke to some bloke,
All I need is a nap.