Posted on 27th Mar 2021
The beer drinker An old speckled hen, Went out for a drink. Said the barman, "Now then. Whaddya think?" "I have an ale, That is named after you." "An unlikely tale, You've a beer named Sue?"
Posted on 7th Nov 2020
Little ol' beer drinker (To little ol' wine drinker, Dean Martin) I'm praying for rain in sunny Shropshire So the hops can swell and they can brew more beer And I'm standing in a chippy here in Bradford With a thumping head and a ringing in my ear. I ask the man behind the counter for an aspirin And he answers as he serves me pie and peas This is a chip shop not a bloody chemists I say, "Little ol' beer drinker me." I came here last week from up in Grimsby Cos my baby left for Clacton by the sea When they ask, "Who's the man who's got a cob on?" I say,"Little ol' beer drinker me." I ask the man behind the counter for an aspirin And he answers as he serves me pie and peas "This is a chip shop, not a bloody chemists" I say,"Little ol' beer drinker me." I say,"Little ol' beer drinker me." Little ol' beer drinker me. Cob...Northern slang for sulking
Posted on 31st Oct 2020
Chillin' Whilst watching I.P.L I had an I.P.A The cricket rather swell The beer was way okay. I.P.L Indian Premier League cricket I.P.A India Pale Ale beer
Posted on 17th Oct 2020
Ponder I pondered the meaning of life Gave it some serious thought The answer, the edge of a knife Either beer, or then again, sport.