Posted on 12th Dec 2021
A difficult birth
To chat with a porter
while birthing your daughter
in a pool of iced water,
is harder than ping pong
in the middle of a ding dong
whilst having a sing-song.
Posted on 5th Jul 2021
The longest journey
A philosopher
Will tell you
That
The longest journey
Begins with
A single step,
However,
Your longest journey
Begins with
Being held
By the ankles
Upside down
And naked
Then
Smacked on the arse.
Posted on 24th Oct 2020
Birth from the minute we are born we begin to die there's a cheery thought