A difficult birth

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A difficult birth
To chat with a porter
while birthing your daughter
in a pool of iced water,
is harder than ping pong
in the middle of a ding dong
whilst having a sing-song.

The longest journey

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The longest journey

A philosopher
Will tell you
That
The longest journey
Begins with
A single step,
However,
Your longest journey
Begins with
Being held
By the ankles
Upside down
And naked
Then
Smacked on the arse.

Birth

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Birth
from the minute we are born
we begin to die
there's a cheery thought
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