Hobbo's Poems
A quirky look at life from a Yorkshire poet and his dog's perspective
A difficult birth
Posted on 12th Dec 2021
A difficult birth
To chat with a porter
while birthing your daughter
in a pool of iced water,
is harder than ping pong
in the middle of a ding dong
whilst having a sing-song.
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The longest journey
Posted on 5th Jul 2021
The longest journey
A philosopher
Will tell you
That
The longest journey
Begins with
A single step,
However,
Your longest journey
Begins with
Being held
By the ankles
Upside down
And naked
Then
Smacked on the arse.
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Birth
Posted on 24th Oct 2020
Birth from the minute we are born we begin to die there's a cheery thought
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