Old Slippers

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Old Slippers

These tattered old slippers,
Like out of date kippers,
Stink like a ripe camembert.
My wife wants them slung
But I'd rather be hung,
They're the comfiest things that I wear.

On the level

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On the level

A Mason from Western Australia
Purchased some pre-worn regalia,
A smidgen too little,
His voice became brittle
As caused by his squashed genitalia.

Comfort for food

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Comfort for food

They are not the height of passion
And they do bot all for passion
But elasticated pants
Are great for restaurants.
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