Posted on 13th Jan 2022
Old Slippers These tattered old slippers, Like out of date kippers, Stink like a ripe camembert. My wife wants them slung But I'd rather be hung, They're the comfiest things that I wear.
Posted on 25th Oct 2021
On the level A Mason from Western Australia Purchased some pre-worn regalia, A smidgen too little, His voice became brittle As caused by his squashed genitalia.
Posted on 24th Jun 2021
Comfort for food
They are not the height of passion
And they do bot all for passion
But elasticated pants
Are great for restaurants.