The Chippy

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The Chippy

Whale is in the chip shop,
Enjoying a tasty cod,
Sees the owner, in his flip-flops,
And gives to him the nod.

Not one to moan,
Not his kind of thing
But he's found a bone
Which he thought he would bring

To the boss's attention.
"That's fine," says the man,
"And, as it's been mentioned,
You may have a free can

Of pop, whilst you're waiting,
We'll cook you a new."
And earns five star rating
On Chippies4You.

Online reviews

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Online reviews

The drill arrived quickly,
Whippy-diddly-doo,
Can it bore holes?
You silly old moo!

Roads were too narrow
For buses to pass,
Well, tell the council,
Not the coach firm, you ass!

I was given wrong spoon
For my soup, I profess,
The wrong spoon, for your soup!
You are kidding! F.F.S!
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