Posted on 1st Jun 2022
A counting rhyme One toe, two toes, Baby's new potatoes. Three toes, four toes, Scruffy little scarecrows. Five toes, six toes, Pretty pink flamingos. Seven toes, eight toes, Billy-Bob and Marie-Rose. Nine toes, ten toes, Tickle till your nose grows!
Posted on 9th Mar 2022
Minor irritations There are three things that get on her nerves: Politicians, not held to account And the other disdain she reserves Is for people unable to count.