A government announcement

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A government announcement

This virus has long overrun,
So, we are limiting weddings to one,
It may prove an unpopular course,
But will also cut down on divorce.

Olympics 2021

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Olympics 2021

The effect will be a domino,
There is a need for status quo
The thing is fait comme il faut
Postpone it, please do Tokyo.

fait comme il faut:  do what is necessary.

Bloody Covid!

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Bloody Covid!

Planned April twenty twenty-one
Australia to see my son.
Fortieth birthday, surprise treat,
Not aware, so act discreet.
Two years in, Covid's not done,
Postpone to Christmas twenty-one.
Aussies keep their borders shut,
Situation, now clear cut.
Staying closed till twenty-two
Christmas next will have to do!

A small, small world, we used to say,
But suddenly, he's far away.
I'll have to wait for that big hug,
A victim of that wretched bug.
At least we're here, so can't complain
A lot won't see loved ones again.
Those who come through live and kicking
Be thankful that your clock's still ticking.
Next time you, your loved ones see
Give them an extra hug, from me.

Careful what you wish for

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Be careful what you wish for

2020
Brexit hogs the headlines
Brexit every day
Brexit with it's deadlines
Please make it go away.

2021
Covid's killed so many
Randomly it slew
What I'd give for any
Piece of Brexit news.

Our cunning plan

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Our cunning plan

No procrastination!
Even if you disagree
Please get your vaccination
For we have no great 'plan B'.

Prime Minister Material

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Prime Minister Material

Bumbling Boris bungles Britain's biggest battle.

Dauphy: I like that Hobbo. I’ve been keeping an eye on America for you, like you asked?

Hobbo: And?

Dauphy: Well that Trump’s a greedy so and so!

Hobbo: What makes you say that?

Dauphy: Boats! What’s he want nearly twelve thousand boats for?

Hobbo: I think you’ll find that’s votes Dauphy, not boats.

Dauphy: Well who’s this Georgia woman anyway?

Hobbo: Here Dauphy, borrow these…

Hobbo leans down and passes Dauphy his old hearing aids. Dauphy puts them in.

Dauphy: Thanks. I can see much better now!

We shall overcome

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We shall overcome

Our fragile global community
Must seize this opportunity
Have the vaccine
Against Covid 19
Until each of us has herd immunity.

The eve of what exactly?

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The eve of what exactly?

New year's Eve is symbolic
We should put on our glad rags and frolic
Though not anymore
We've been put in tier four
So, pity the poor alcoholic.

Tie the Covid 19 down

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This is for our Australian friends down under. It can be sung to the tune of ‘Tie me kangaroo down sport.’

Tie the Covid 19 down

We've got Covid 19, sport
We've got Covid 19
We've got Covid 19, sport
We've got Covid 19.

It's worse than any world war, sport
It's worse than any world war
It's worse than any world war, sport
Worse than any world war.

We've been put in tier four, sport
We've been put in tier four
We've been put in tier four, sport
We've been put in tier four.

We're gonna get a vaccine, sport
We're gonna get a vaccine
We're gonna get a vaccine sport
We're gonna get a vaccine.

So the virus is stuffed, sport
So the virus is stuffed
So the virus is stuffed, sport
So the virus is stuffed.

Then we will go on the beer, sport
Then we will go on the beer
Then we will go on the beer, sport
Then we will go on the beer.

Here's to twenty two one, sport
Here's to twenty two one
Here's to twenty two one sport
Here's to twenty two one.

Here's two fingers to you, Covid
Here's two fingers to you
Here's two fingers to you, Covid
Here's two fingers to you.

Hobbo: We had to search hard for this version!

Dauphy: Yep. The others were all by that Aussie called Ro…

Hobbo: That’s enough Dauphy. We don’t mention that name!

Dauphy: Why?

Hobbo: You’re too young…

New Covid Rules

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New Covid Rules

Snow White
is in Tier 4
and according
to the law
can only bubble
with one chappie
and he's a dwarf
but he is Happy!
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