Posted on 21st Nov 2021
Dementia I dreamed I was asleep but clearly was mistaken, as I showered in my undies, I could smell the care home's bacon. A woman with a badge on was washing off my bottom, I wish I was asleep, my life right now is rotten.
Posted on 15th Oct 2021
Diagnosis Audiology, said, Cardiology, heard Neurology, the ward she did venture. Which is maybe as well, because, deaf as a bell, she also had early dementia.
Posted on 14th Oct 2020
The Cat A senior citizen, Pat Was given a robotic cat With hardly a word When she stroked it, it purred And the old lady started to chat. Fancy that...