The Duck

Photo by Martin Dickson on
The Duck
A duck who forgot how to quack
Found his diary was suddenly slack
In search of a date
He stood on a crate
And with practice, he soon got the knack.

The Sheikh

Photo by Victor Burnside on
The Sheikh
A wealthy Arabian sheikh
Kept a duck that was born with no beak
You may think him crackers
But he kept only quackers
Rare enough to be considered unique.


Photo by Saeid Anvar on
I think it's a goose
But it could be a duck
I'll get out my bird book
And have a quick look.
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