Posted on 14th Nov 2020
The Duck A duck who forgot how to quack Found his diary was suddenly slack In search of a date He stood on a crate And with practice, he soon got the knack.
Posted on 2nd Nov 2020
The Sheikh A wealthy Arabian sheikh Kept a duck that was born with no beak You may think him crackers But he kept only quackers Rare enough to be considered unique.
Posted on 21st Oct 2020
Birds I think it's a goose But it could be a duck I'll get out my bird book And have a quick look. ...fuck!