Posted on 28th Jan 2021
The gay political candidate Tha' mun as well come out o' closet Tha's gay lad, an' ivv'ry one nozzit Our polling denotes Tha' mun get more votes Tha' mun even keep thee deposit. Translation You may as well stop hiding the fact that you are gay, because everyone knows it. We have done some polling which indicates It might increase your chances of winning And you could even get to keep your deposit. Note: In the UK, political candidates pay a deposit which is returned to them if they get a certain percentage of the votes.
Posted on 17th Nov 2020
Votes Trump and his admin divisive Though beaten by margins decisive Claim's Biden's a fraud But the news from abroad Is the watching world thinks this derisive.
Posted on 3rd Nov 2020
Choice America's going to choose Either the reds or the blues Not much of a test If these are the best However they vote, it's a lose.
Posted on 26th Oct 2020
The election The language is incomprehensible His rhetoric largely dispensable Some of his views indefensible Why can't this man say something sensible?